Category Archives: Generation 3

The World According to Bender

It was odd, thought Bender, for him to be waking up so early. Had it been twenty years ago, he would be rushing out the front door with an overflowing briefcase in tow, silently swearing that one day, he would … Continue reading

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3-7: Interlude

“I changed my mind. This deal’s wrong. The graveyard was wrong. You were wrong.” “I thought if you two could share me, you’d refrain from killing each other.” “Sex isn’t going to solve anything, Malix, but there’s not a damn thing … Continue reading

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3-6: Heartbeats

It was in the spirit of common capitalism that Pandora returned to the little white house, head woozy and brown eyes burning with the whims of fashion. She thought for a fleeting moment of unstrapping her aristocratic heels, unzipping her … Continue reading

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3-5: Pandora’s Box

The cake was made of memories. Each twist of the icing, each impeccably placed letter, each twinkling candle sang of a different day, a different teenage emotion. It was rather difficult to sort all of the years out. While she … Continue reading

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3-4: A Chat Over Vodka

In ancient times, man learned through active studies. They conducted much research, and often they were their own test subjects. The experiments were generally on Tuesdays. They were often done to determine man’s relationship to some wild creature or the … Continue reading

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3-3: The Saddest Elevator

Even the most avid wedding goer would have declared it a sorry mess. From the sparsely decorated living room, to the grand meal of macaroni and cheese, ending with the chosen location-the Belues’ apartment, the wedding was sure to have … Continue reading

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3-2: Zombie for Coffee

On the college planet of Gorbodia, a small garbage spaceship hovered above an unobtrusive landing pad east of campus. A window rolled down, and the driver stuck his head out. He began to screech at his friend on the ground, … Continue reading

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