Category Archives: Generation 2

2-8: The Boy Who Waited

Winter had melted into spring and brought upon many of nature’s most glorious inventions. Weeds swarmed on the outskirts of the front lawn. The hedges threatened to conceal the windows. A bird had shat upon Bender’s suit as he’d been … Continue reading

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2-7: The Media Monster

Murder is a very touchy subject. A double murder is doubly so. It is considered the most sensational of crimes, particularly when paired with other heinous activities. Robbery, arson, and line cutting are among some of its most popular partners. … Continue reading

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2-6: Apocalypse Incoming

There are a great many things to be said for alcoholism. It numbs the troubled brain, provides a good deal of fun for a short duration, and is a valuable excuse to take an abundance of aspirin in the morning. … Continue reading

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2-5: Intergalactic Tourism

Hospitality is often said to be a great attribute of the citizens of Pleasantview, sneaking in before their promiscuity and after their excellent home brewed beer. This rumor is fact to all who read It’s Always Pleasant in Pleasantview!, a … Continue reading

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Second Gen Uni Outtakes + Teaser

I don’t know how many of you keep up with this thread, but in case you don’t know, I’m planning a post-uni timeskip in the next chapter and diving into something crazy and daunting: a plot. It shouldn’t take me … Continue reading

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2-4: The Frat Boy Belues

THREE CHEERS FOR DAD PUNS! ANYWHO… “I’m putting my bags upstairs,” Berkley had said, “and then we’re remodeling the house. Before you know it, this place is going to be wild. Party fuckin’ central.” “Wild?” Bender choked. “I didn’t come … Continue reading

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2-3: Bender Drinks Vodka and Stuff

Obtaining scholarships was mostly painless. With Bender’s stellar test scores and his status as a self made orphan, thousands of dollars flocked to him without him having to do so much as lift a finger. His second plan-Law School Limbo, … Continue reading

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